 Clever Old Rooster!!!
There was a chicken farmer who only had one old rooster in the henhouse. Needless to say, he wasn't up to much. The farmer brought a new rooster, and put him in the henhouse. The old rooster saw the new rooster and decided he'd better do something.
He walked up to the new rooster, and said, "you think you're pretty hot stuff, don't you?" The new rooster said "I know I'm head of this hen house." The old rooster challenged him to a race around the hen-house, 10 laps. Whoever won, will get to be head rooster. The new rooster thinks this is too easy and so says, "I'll even give you a head start."
Bang, off they went, with the old rooster 1 lap ahead of the new rooster. The hens are going wild, cuckooing and squawking, (they all wanted a young rooster for once.) The new rooster was beginning to gain, and the noise got louder.
Just as the new rooster was about a foot away from beating the old rooster, the farmer ran in, because of the noise. He saw the new rooster running after the old rooster. He had a gun, and promptly shot the new rooster.
"Damn" he says, "that's the third gay rooster I bought this month." ---------------------------------------------- | 
