> Daaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later: "Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

PJ Alert !!

good joke



Jise Chaha Tha Rato Ki Andhero Se Jyada
Jiski Muskan Ki Chamak Thi Suraj Ki Roshni Se Jada
Jisne Kiya Tha Kabhi Mujhse Ek Wada
Ki Meri Sirf Meri Rehegi Wo Sada
Toot Gaye Kanch Ki Tharah Sab Wade
Ab To Sirf Bachi Hai Meri Aaso Aur Uski Yadein
Kabi Baithe Baithe Youn Hi Khokhlepan Ka Ahsas Hota Hai
Ki Aise Mera He Hal Hai Ya Waisa Uske Sath Bhi Hota Hai
Ab To Nazar Aata Hai Sirf Ek Hi Upay Tere Dur Jane Se Pahle
Ye Khwahi , Meri Puri Ho Jaye
Ure Badle Me Meri Har Saans Chali Jaye.

^Wah wah .... wah wah !!