Dancing With the Bride
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that
the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this
happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third.
By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the
bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests
were hauled off to jail.
In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.
"Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the
bride between the legs."
"That must have hurt," said the judge.
"No kidding," replied the best man. "Broke three of my fingers!"
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