> Dinosaur Jokes 3

Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
A: Why, is there one missing?


Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
A: Long distance!

Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus !


Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!


Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
A: Any kind! A house can't jump!


Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!


Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!


Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!


Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !