Dont Mess With Women!
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
the background checks, interviews and testing were
done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that
you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
wife sitting in a chair. . "Kill Her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet
for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried,
but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun
and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after
another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her
brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
"I had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.
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