> Duck Food!

A duck walks into a hardware store.
He asks the manager, "Do you have any duck food?"

The manager says, "No, we don't have any duck food."

The next day, The duck enters the store again. He finds the Manager and says, "Do you have any Duck food?"

The manager exasperated, says, "No, we dont have any duck food, and if you come in here and ask me that again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" and stomps away.

The duck leaves and the next day, comes in again.
He says to the manager, "Do you have any nails?"
The manager screams, "NO, we DONT sell NAILS!"

So the duck says, " Do YOU HAVE ANY DUCK FOOD?"

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Agnel's Signature:

Really very funny!

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Yamaraj's Signature:



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