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there was a man who always used to critcize his wife, like u cant cook, kahnay main namak itna zaida hai.....blah blah....so one morning the wife makes an omlette in breakfast for her husband.....jab hubby egg dekhta hai tou kehta hai ke haye mujhe tou boiled egg khana tha...tou wife jaa ke boiled egg lati hai...is dafa husband kehta hai ke hayye ab mera dil phainta hua egg khanay ko cha raha hai.......wife ko bada ghusa ata hai par woh chup ker jati hai or sochti hai ke is daffa mein dono eggs ek saath bana ke le jati hoon so jo pasand ho ga woh kha lein gay....so she makes both the eggs (phainta hua n boiled one)..she takes the palte to him n says "ok i hv made both the eggs now eat which ever one u like"....after few pauses the husband looks at her and says "haye allah yeh kya kia tumne jis ande ko boil karna tha use phaint diya or jisay phaintna tha usay boil ker diya".

Egg phaita hua ho ya Boil he to egg hi, But good one