> English Class

Sardar Santa Singh is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class.

This is what transpires:

Santa Singh: "Bolo bachon GADHA"
Students (in chorus): "GADHA"

Santa Singh: "Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"
Students (in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"

Santa Singh: “Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Students (in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"

Santa Singh: “Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
Students (in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE HE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH."

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an English class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.
The principle too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous English teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa Singh.
Principal: " Santa Singh what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH".
Santa Singh: “Yes I was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION.”

"ASS-ASS-I-NATION"