> Farts

ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.

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ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.

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TIRE FART = You can't control the blow out.

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JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.

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DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.

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GHOST FART = You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.

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HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.

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SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.

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TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.

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OLD FART = You know how old it is by how bad it smells.

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ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.

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NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper " PIG!"

Hehehe.. so which one are YOU?

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skylark's Signature:

Life is BLACK and WHITE..

too good : too realistic!

when i looked at the title,i was expecting few samples in mp3.

^ ever heard of wavhounds and their fart machioones?

Fish fart :

ROTFL hahaha thats a really awesome collection of Farts

the pic is also awesome

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Systemic Anamoly's Signature:

so masky which category do u u belong to , eh