> FBI Calling

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?"

"Hello, is this FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood."

"This will be noted."

Next day, the FBI comes over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no marijuana, swear at Tom and leave.

The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yeah they did." "Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

too bad cant do it here

or does FBI fly in their agents here?

Superb !!

If you were to do this in India, they would come in time to chop the wood for your duneral pyre

All I wonder is what Duneral pyre is

typo

I meant funeral.... is it so hard to understand ?

yes it is

Oh yes it is.

sheesh.... you are dumb people in that case

May I know which Case you are talking about?

.. the nut Case who said 'Duneral'