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The Final Word On Nutrition - What really kills people.

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 Old 11 Nov 06, 08:19 PM
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Default The Final Word On Nutrition - What really kills people.

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition...
It's a relief to know the truth, after all those conflicting nutritional
studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

5. The Germans drink lots of beer and eat lots of fatty sausages and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. . .

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