A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf.
The wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I
warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner,
apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple
walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass
was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near the pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people who broke my
window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that." the husband
replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You
see, I'm a genie and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give
you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life. " "No
problem." said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll
guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you
want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every country in the world." she said. "Consider it done." The
genie said.
"And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural
disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been
with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
wife." replied the genie. The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee,
honey, you know we both now have a fortune and all those houses. What do you
think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
about you honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the
same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After
about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "No Kidding," he said.
"Thirty-five years old.....and both of you still believe in genies!"
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