A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at
the animals on display. While he was there,
another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the
side of the shop and took out a monkey.
He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the
customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and
walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist
went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very
expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can
program in C - very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth
the money."
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage.
"That one's even more expensive! $10,000!
What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage
object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some
Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a
third monkey in a cage of its own.
The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He
gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the
other put together! What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually
seen it do anything, but the other monkeys call him the
project manager."
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