 Handsome American
A crazy Desi was running amuck in central business area of Banglore.
He saw one American guy. He approached him and said, "You are Japanese."
The American said, "No, I am American."
Crazy Desi goes again raising his voice, "No you are Japanese."
The polite American said, "No, No, I am American sir"
Crazy Desi says in yelling voice, "You are Japanese."
The scared American replies in conformance, "Yes, I am Japanese."
The Cooled down Desi goes, "Perhaps, but you look like damn American OK."
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