Hypnosis
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've
been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the
husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. be told me to stand in
front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I
do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked, the headaches
are all gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You
know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few
years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for
that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband
comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the
bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
He goes into the bathroom and comes back A few minutes later and jumps into
bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says,
"Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right
back." He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even
better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes
back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly
follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror
and saying, "She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!"
His funeral services will be held on Monday.
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