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 Old 29 Sep 07, 10:49 AM
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A man that has spend over than four hours with his mates in the pub, decides that he better be heading off to his house if he doesn't want to be quicked out by his wife. So, he says bye to everyone and leaves home. He is so drunk that in the middle of the street, he starts shouting out loud: "I'm Jesus!!! I'm Jesus!!! I'm Jesus!!!" A fellow on the other side of the road looks at him and recognizes his friend. So he goes towards him, takes him by the arm and tells him: "You can't say things like that, are you mad?" The other answers back "But I do know Jesus!!! You don't believe me? Come with me and I'll show you that you're wrong!!" So they both walk towards the pub he had just left and as soon as he walks in, the bartender looks at him and says: "Jesus, not you again!!"

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