Indian Mathematics
SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom
One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
Sushmita Sen - 2.2 feet > Salman Khan
Special Effects in Shampoo ads > Special effects in Jurassic park
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand = 4 minute song in
Bollywood
10 Midday mates < 5 minutes of FTV
One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred
relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film
Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own
production company = Kajol
Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mom's favourite serials
Star Movies - Rerun + Good Movies = HBO
Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR
Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan - Talent
Atal Bihari - Bad knee = Still our LAST HOPE
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