 Intelligent Wife
Once a wife complains to her husband
Wife: John two chairs in our house have broken.Repair them please.
John: Do I look like a carpenter?
After some days the wife asked her hubby again,
Wife: John, our water pipe is leaking.Will you mend it please??
John(late for office already!!) says,"Do I look like a plumber???"
After arriving home in the evening he finds all the pipes repaired perfectly.
John asks his wife: You called a plumber then ???
His wife nods and says,"He said he would repair all the pipes if I made him a pie or sleep with him.
John: What kind of pie did you make??
Wife: Do I look like a baker? ---------------------------------------------- | 
.. I need rest!
.. wonder where she was all this while... 
