Jeppiar Jokes(must read)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Jeppiaar

Jeppiaar is a former politician under the late M. G. Ramachandran. He runs the Sathyabama college(university) which is reputed for its student placements,discipline and good facilities. He is known for his jokes Read ahead

These have been attributed to a certain Mr Jeppiar from Chennai
# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs please come here).

# To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times…
You, go and understand the tree…
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO …..(?)

# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school… (to that boy) - “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> “Both of u three get out of the class.”
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today…
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
Take 5 cm wire of any length….

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences…

Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:

“This college strict u the worry no …. U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy”

At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003:

“No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police”

Finally the best of the lot
“girl girl talk,boy boy talk, but no boy girl talk”.

good one agnel

my cllg not far behind

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Teacher: "I have two daughters, Both are girls "
Students: " "

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Student: "sir, can i go to the toilet?"
Teacher: "Lets go ! "
Student:

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Students: "blah blah blah ..."
Teacher : "dont make noise, Director is vibrating outside!"
Students: " OMG "

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The Joker's Signature:

Lemme guess, u were that student, weren't u?

Another one is there :

Redhot linux

and

lying on my wife not giving birth to my son!!!
(On a train while talking to an unknown person who was in the upper birth of sir's wife)

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champu's Signature:

Here are some from my school days

Mulano gappa basa Father(=princi(it was a convent)) daramage laple aahe

Translation - Boys, keep quiet, the principal is hiding behind the door


And another time - i was fiddiling with the divider, the teacher caught me and asked

"Why are you screwing the compass"

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Safin's Signature:

Have Fun, Take part in debates, Read jokes, Ogle at Celebs; Just follow the Rules!

“There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.”

also one teacher used to call Hard Disks as Hard D1cks

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The Joker's Signature:

must have taught you

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Safin's Signature:

Have Fun, Take part in debates, Read jokes, Ogle at Celebs; Just follow the Rules!

“There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.”