A young blonde couple come into a bar and order a round for the fairly packed house. After serving the multitude the bartender asked, "What's the occasion?"
The husband replied,"Well, my wife and I just finished a 500 piece jigsawpuzzle in just three months!"
The bartender asked as delicately as possible, "Three months, huh? Don't
you think that a little long for a 500 piece puzzle?"
"Of course not," piped in the wife. "It said on the box 2-4 YEARS!!!"


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