One day a blonde was broke and didn't know what to do. So she decided to kidnap a child. She went over to the play ground and saw plenty of little kids running around. She picked out this one little boy and went over and grabbed him. She told the little boy she was going to kidnap and the little boy knowing she was a blonde didn't mind at all. The blonde wrote a note as the following:
To whom it may concern:
I have just kidnapped your little boy and I want one million dollars in a paper bag under the peach tree at noon.
Sincerely
a blonde
After she was finished the note she pinned the note to his shirt and sent him home. The next day the blonde, she went to the peach tree at noon and there was a brown paper bag. All the money was there but there was a little note. It said:
Dear a blonde:
Your money is all there I just wanted to know how you could do this to another blonde.
Kidnapping
