> Killers

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home. A man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and corn flakes. A banana was sticking out of his butt.

Police suspect a cereal killer.


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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."

"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"

"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"

"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."