Three Australians and three Maori are travelling by train to a rugby match
at the World Cup in England.
At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three
Maori's buy just one ticket between them.
'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one
of the Aussies.
'Watch and learn bro,' answers one of the Maori
They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats but all three
Maori cram into the toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed , the conductor comes around collecting
tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket Please..'
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.
So after the game, they decide to copy the Maori on the return trip and
save some money (being clever and all that) When they get to the station they
buy a single ticket for the return journey,
To their astonishment, the Maori don't buy a ticket at all!!!
'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed Aussie.
'Watch & Learn bro,' answers the Maori.
When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and soon after
the three Maori cram into another nearby.
The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Maori leaves their toilet and walks over to the
toilet where the Aussies are hiding.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket Please' ....
Kiwi Ingenuity
good one 
