Laloo Asks

Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton."

God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.

General Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan."

God replies: "Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, General Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.

Laloo Yadav visits God and asks him: "God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state." Hearing this, God starts crying. Laloo is astounded and asks: "God, why are you crying?

"God replies: "Son, I will not see it in my lifetime"

So true !!

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