Laloos Driver......

One day Laloo was travelling by his car. He was going to a village for
campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver
could'nt hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby
pig was killed in the accident.

At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset He called the
driver and said,"Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta
hoon. Usko dhundke lav ".

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back
after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck
and lots of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko
laiye , aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident . Hearing
it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for
some time and gave this money."

Laloo then asked him "Aap unko eg-jectly kaa bole?"

The driver replied : "Main bola, mein Laloo Prasad Yadav ka driver
hoon. Maine suaar ke bachhe ko mar dala hai