 Love, Lust and Marriage
Love: When you take a bubble bath together
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
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Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two
Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"
Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . To go
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Love: Sex every night
Lust: Sex 5 times a night
Marriage: What's sex?
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Love: French perfume
Lust: Brut aftershave
Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."
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Love: Long drives through the countryside
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat
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