lunch
* LUNCH
An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Sardar were doing construction
work on the 20th floor of building. They were eating lunch
when the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage.
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
Im going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his
lunch box and said, "Burritos again?? If I get burritos
one more time, Im going to jump, too." The Surdar opened his lunch
and said, "Parathe again.If I get a parathe one more time,
Im jumping, too."
The Next Day: The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef
and cabbage and jumps to his death.The Mexican opens his lunch box,
sees a burrito and jumps to his death. The surdar opens his lunch,
sees the parathe and also jumps to his death.
At the funeral, the Irishmans wife is weeping. She says,
"If I had known how tired he was of corned beef and cabbage,
I never would have given it to him again." The Mexicans wife also
weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas.
I didnt realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and
stared at the Surdars wife, and she said, "Hey, dont look at me...
that dumb-ass used to make his own lunch".
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