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 Old 20 Jun 08, 01:46 AM
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lol Mathematicians Joke

Sorry guys if you forgot your maths and please ignore if you come from non-maths background

The constant function and exp(x) are walking through the wood of functions. At a certain point, the constant function is frightened. Exp(x) asks whats the matter. The constant function tels that he has seen the derivate function, so he's afraid he would be reduced to zero. Exp(x) laughs and walks to the derivate.

They shake hands: "Nice to meet you, i am exp(x)", the derivate answers: "Nice to meet you too, i am d/dy."


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 Old 20 Jun 08, 02:51 AM
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 Old 20 Jun 08, 07:17 AM
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 Old 20 Jun 08, 10:53 AM
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 Old 20 Jun 08, 11:47 AM
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 Old 20 Jun 08, 11:55 AM
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^ Time for u guys to open your old mathematics books
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Originally Posted by Ninja View Post
^ Time for u guys to open your old mathematics books
just to understand one lousy joke ?
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 Old 20 Jun 08, 04:58 PM
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 Old 20 Jun 08, 05:29 PM
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