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 Old 1 Jul 08, 08:14 PM
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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b!tch is nine...."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b!tch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four"

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 Old 1 Jul 08, 08:53 PM
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poor kid
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WTF is that avtar
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Unfortunately some good teachers have bad pronunciation.
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 Old 2 Jul 08, 10:17 AM
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^ were you saying something similar?
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He will become a good Biatch
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what the heck???
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what the heck???
Did your maths teacher have bad pronunciation?
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there was a student in our class named tanay
and our maths teacher was a mall so he used to call him TAN A
which created a lot of confusion whether he was teachin maths or addressin d boy.........
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