May I know the Time Please?

May I know the Time Please?



Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?



Old Man: Certainly not.



Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me the time?



Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.



Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?



Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.



Young Man: Quite possible.



Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.



Young Man: Quite possible.



Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?



Young Man: Possible



Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.



Young Man: Smiles.



Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.



Young Man: Smiles



Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.



Young Man: Smiles



Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.



Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles



Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.

damn i never use a watch..... (cell is enuf for me).

Make sure that you never ask an Old man for the time then. I mean, then you wouldn't be able to marry his beautiful daughter then.
Actually, I think this geezer's daughter must have been an ugly pig, and he was just saying all this to make her forbidden fruit and hence more attractive.