Miss Mallu

A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY.
When the manager saw the Mallu's colourful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair,
his mind was screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.
So he told her "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance."

The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said : "I hear the phone
GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW......BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ...........Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?
Thankyou." The Manager fainted.......

Nice one skylark, keep them coming

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Saiyan's Signature:

nice one....but originally it was a redneck in place of a mallu

How dare you talk about my friend BD like that

hahaha. nice nice

baah.. i dont care these stuffs... lots are there lik this in which ppl make fun of mallu ppl.....

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bluediamond's Signature:

Archanaonline.com:

lol....we had this mallu english teacher in PUC...some thomas (sorry forgot ) he used to say oanleee and "father" for feathers lol...birds have many fathers

..... nice one