 Mother In Law
so this guys mother in law comes to visit
and he just hates his mother in law so he decides to go out for a drink
he comes back to find his mother in law on the ground
he calls the police and goes to the hospital
the doctor says iv got good news and bad news
he goes ok give me the bad news first
you mother in law had a really bad stroke
it has left her paralyzed
so you will need to clean her and feed her for the rest of her life
and she can not to go the bathroom by her self
you need to take her to the bathroom and clean her for the rest of her life
the guy says “o man….wh….whats the good news
NAW IM KIDDIN SHE DIED ---------------------------------------------- | 
