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4 Nov 08, 11:22 AM
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An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window-shopping in Delhi . Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent to the Sardar owner, 'Wot's the tyme?'
The Sardar is a very patriotic man and hates Desis / Indians who put on a foreign accent. He replies in the same American accent, 'Bra-panties.'
Confused the lady asks again, 'No! No! Wot's DA tyme?'
The Sardar again answers back, in the same accent, 'Bra-panties.'
Seeing the confusion between the two, another sardar comes to the rescue of the lady and says,
'O papaji, tusi samajh nahin paaye?
Kudi twade ko puuch rahii hai, kinna time hua!!'
The angry Sardar shouts back at him, 'Abe paji, tow main bhi to oonoo time hee Bata rahan hu- barah payntis (12.35). ---------------------------------------------- |
4 Nov 08, 11:24 AM
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4 Nov 08, 11:55 AM
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4 Nov 08, 04:30 PM
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I heard this when I was in 2nd standard  |
4 Nov 08, 05:59 PM
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One sardar to another Sardar, Mughe meri biwi se sikayat hai ki wo virgin hai kayunki jo aaj tak kissi ki nahi huyee ab meri kaya hogi |
4 Nov 08, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Agnel  I am gonna bet 10$ that you didn't know what Baranh Payntis meant
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4 Nov 08, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Agnel did you understand the joke ?
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4 Nov 08, 10:53 PM
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4 Nov 08, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Safin I am gonna bet 10$ that you didn't know what Baranh Payntis meant I knew it was time, barah is 12 right?  Originally Posted by Saiyan did you understand the joke ? Yes i did
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5 Nov 08, 12:03 AM
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what does payntis mean
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