> Never Question A Drunk

" I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:


A half-gallon of 2% milk,


A carton of eggs,


A quart of orange juice,


A head of romaine lettuce,


A 2 lb. can of coffee, and


A 1 lb. package of bacon.





As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.





While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."





I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.





Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"





The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Well, curiosity kills the cat

^^ or the bird!!!
Larky, you should have known better than to talk to a drunk

^

@ 1st post : lmao.. gud one

Meano

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^^ Aw, don't cry. These guys will beat me up if you cry.

lol ! larky pwned

Stop it, she is going to get her revenge by (ab)using her modess powers and modifying my posts once again.

^ lol.. adding fuel the fire.. hope she does edit ur post this time around

Last time it was you wasn't it.... but I know that all of you moderator type people are in cahoots.... conspirators each and every one of you. I shall overthrow you I shall. Anarchy! Anarchy! Anarchy! Death to the ugly conspirators!