No Sex Tonight

One evening last week, Dave & his girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and his girlfriend eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

He said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to his puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night,Dave went to sleep.

The very next day Dave opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. They went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. Dave walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so he told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so he said lets get a pair for each outfit. They went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings & she was very excited. She must have thought he was one wave short of a shipwreck.Dave started to think she was testing him because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
He thought he threw her for a loop when he said, "That's fine, honey."She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

Dave could hardly contain myself when he blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

Dave then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently He is not having sex tonight either

nice1

^^^ sad cant repp you

Why can't women treat men as men? They expect men to be like women and still be like men. If men behave like women, they get angry for men are not being men. If men don't behave like women, then also they angry cos men aren't men. So men need to be like men and also be like women, which is not possible at the same time not impossible either.

Confusing?

Man, women are confusing

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Are you out of your mind
This is jokers Club damn it Not Womanology zone

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that was a good one!!!!

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Joker's club?

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Lol, naice