 Oh God !!!
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, 'My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father' '.
The second Catholic man chirps, 'My son is a bishop. When
he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace''.
The third Catholic gent says, 'My son is a cardinal. When
he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence' '.
The fourth Catholic man chirps, 'My son is the Pope. When
he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness''.
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in
silence, the four men give her a subtle, 'Well...?'
She replies, 'I have a daughter. She is slim, tall and 36-24-36.
When she walks into a room, people say, ......."OH GOD !!!"
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Re: Oh God !!! 
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