> Omg

A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a parrot. He pulled over, picked the poor parrot who was still alive but unconscious. He decided to take him home. When the motorist got home, he put the parrot in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside.When the parrot regained consciousness, it looked around and said:

"BARS, bread, water...Oh my God!! I have killed the Motorist!!!

Poor cute parrot!
Set him free, you damned motorist!

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Yamaraj's Signature:

"To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Yama how do you know that its a cute parrot you were that motorist ehh?

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Safin's Signature:

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw

All parrots are!

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Yamaraj's Signature:

"To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god."
- Napoleon Bonaparte

you mean all impersonators are cute

(i hope you got it )

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Safin's Signature:

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;
the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.
Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw