PJ alert
EKaadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" bulate hain... kyun???
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A ns:kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!
wh at is PJ???
phaltu joke..
what is P+i J ???
complex phaltu joke...
why dont we laugh on a it???
coz the joke part is imaginary!!!
Whats the opposite of Real??
Its COCONUT....
Y....Socho...???
Becuase it is 'Na-Real'
i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why
scroll down for answer
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam
what is the vector form of sridevi????
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ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...
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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
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Ring De Basanti )
A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor... how??
scroll
...Because the patient had a bluetooth !!
three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT......
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