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A man on his bike enters a very dense forest after an hour he see a MORE(peacock) and it was smilling at him, he feels a bit weird and moves on, this happens on 2 to 3 occasions and it happens exactly after an hour, he thinks that he is riding froma long time so he is just seeing this things due to his tiredness
so can u tell me why is this happening??????????????


Think think think.........


Because that man is riding on " TVS Victor - More smiles per hour"

ARZ kiya hai......... .........
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Shaam Jawan hai......

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Aur Ghanshaam Major hai......

What will Himesh Reshamiya sing standing in front of his Son-in-law’s house?

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Oooooooooo Huzur tera tera tera Sasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur.

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What will a child who has just cleared KG sing?


KG kiya re O KG, KG kiya re….

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2
Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything
else with you in the boat....how will you do it?

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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.
So the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light
the other
Cigarette.
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Want?another deadly answer. Scroll down a little.....
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Aother solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch
it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light
the cigarette.
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If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
scroll down....
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by
drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee. us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
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Start praising one cigarette, The other will get
jealous & "jalney lagega" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. A cow standing on the road keeps shouting 'F'... 'F'...

Why???
Because F=ma ( Newton 's Second Law )

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2. A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window. A cat sees it, and takes the bottle of bournvita and buries it under the ground. Why?

Because 'CAT-BURIES' Bournvita
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3. Who is called female Java?

Java'Gal' Srinath
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4. 3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing 'Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...' And the other 2 die immediately. Why?

Because it was a HIT song.

Holi ke din ek chota sa kutta bhaunk raha tha...nobody could understand why
Achanak uspar koi hara rang gira deta hai...he immediately stops barking
and starts talking! batao kyon?


socho socho

Nahin pata?

agar pata laga liya to bhi koi badi baat nahin

ok...bahut paka liya ab suno

kyonki hara rang girne par wo puppy papihara ban gaya...
aur wo gaana to suna hi hoga...boley re papihara...papihara

why Manmohan singh goes walking in the evening and not
in the morning. ??


scroll down for the answer

"Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

Bas kar yaar Aaaj ke liye bahut hai