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brunette

Santa Di Intelligence

There was this news that 200 sardars are killed in a train accident at the station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen?

Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves, The announcement was misleading the train arrived on the track and you can see the result.

Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?

Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up.

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Son to sardarji: Today I ran behind the bus and saved Rs 3.

Sardarji to son: You fool, if you would have ran behind an auto, you could have saved Rs 30!!!.

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Once this guy visits his Sardarji friend he notices that his wall clock is not working and it looks beyond repairs.

Dost: Tu naya ghadi kyun nahin le leta?
Sardar: kyun? ye abhi bhi kaam aata hai

Dos : Kaise?
Sardar: Yaar.... din mein do baar to sahi time dikhata hai!

Bluffmaster

^ These are not PJ's.

brunette

damn y u behind meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

XTerminator

Hmm...well Dont post only hindi PJ's

The ones posted here are old

Get some new ones or make em urself

English ones will be more welcome

hmasalia

The young man was at a dinner party with a pretty girl, but spent the entire evening talking of nothing but cricket. He described all the matches he had played in great detail, how many runs he had scored and so on. Eventually, he stopped and said, 'this must be boring for you, me talking of cricket all the time.'
'Not at all,' she said. 'Tell me, what is cricket?'

skylark

XT why aren't you posting?? Afterall YOU are the king of PJs!

XTerminator

Hmm...trying to observe the quality or lack of it from others

Will adjust the standards accordingly

I dont want ppl asking to explain the joke

So will first get the level of ppl.....then post

hehehe

Meanwhile,

If Arnold serves a colorless liquid along with chinese food, what is the event called?

Arnold Serves Vinegar

I am sure most of you didnt get it

Bluffmaster

^Eggjaktly ... wat was dat ?

XTerminator

That, my friend, is what you call a top of the line PJ

Where the question is a one liner, on top of the answer.

Bluffmaster

Yeah but dat was not funny even in a stupid way

.... why d hell m i supposed to laugh if Arnold serves Vinegar ?