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PJ Contest

This is a discussion on PJ Contest within the Jokers Club forums, part of the The Fun Zone category; Lets see who comes up with the best PJ By saying Best, I mean the worst, But, if best is ...

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 Old 17 Apr 07, 04:22 PM
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Lets see who comes up with the best PJ

By saying Best, I mean the worst, But, if best is worst...then east is west


Hehhe...anyways...this is an unofficial contest...just for TP.

Let the PJ's Begin!!!!
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 Old 17 Apr 07, 04:43 PM
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two lizards were on a wall... One lizard starts singing... Nd as soon as the song finishes, second lizard falls down... Why?


Coz second one started clapping!
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 Old 17 Apr 07, 04:44 PM
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Agar Tum 90 Times Paap Karoge Toh 45 Times Pakde Jaooge........
Why???????????


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Because



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Brace Yourself.



Sin 90 = Cot 45....



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 Old 17 Apr 07, 04:46 PM
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Jst whack your brains a bit............................................... ............Here we go..........

Q. Below is a 2x2 matrix. Do you remember the very beautiful song from Jo Jeeta Wahi Sikander.......??? Then go ahead.. Even otherwise you can give it a try ........


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pehla nasha pehla khumar ????????????????
?????????????? ????????????????

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The element in the 1st row, 1st column is 'pehla nasha pehla khumar'.


Can you tell me the values of other 3 elements of this matrix? (remember jo jeeta wahi sikander song ...)
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Thinking of all the matrices you learnt ......
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. fuhget it

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Gave up??....... ok see below........

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Ans:

The complete matrix is as shown below:
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pehla nasha pehla khumar pehla nasha dusara khumar
dusara nasha pehla khumar dusara nasha dusara khumar

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Last edited by Sandeep; 17 Apr 07 at 04:50 PM.
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 Old 17 Apr 07, 04:55 PM
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All of you must have seen the Dev Anand mega hit film 'Guide'. In the film there is a famous song 'gaata rahe mera dil...' in which Waheeda Rehman wears a pink saree and throughout the song. So, when we have a trend of heroines changing clothes in every sequence, the big question is:

Why doesn't Waheda Rehman change her saree in the entire song?



The answer to this is simply amazing and no amount of head scratching will help you:



I BET U HAVE NOT COME ACROSS ANYTHING INTELLIGENT THAN THIS ...



come on try a bit



Try to think positive



scroll down


Come on think again .......



Come on try hard.....



And the answer is:

Because in the first stanza of the song, Dev Anand sings the following lines:

'O mere humrahi, meri bah thamen chalna, badle duniya 'SAREE', tum na badalna... "
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 Old 17 Apr 07, 04:56 PM
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Ek baar ki baat hai......

Chantu aur Bantu khandala jaa rahe hote hain!!!!

unki caar kharab ho jaati hai.....

wo dono car wahiin chordh ker paidal chal padte hain!!!!

Raste mei ek surang aati hai....

chantu darr jaata hai...per bantu kehta hai..mai paar karke dikhaunga....

Per DUE TO UNAVAILABLITY OF TORCH....Bantu har baar takra kar wapas aa

jaata hai....

Tabhi chantu apnii jeb se DUS ka note nikalta hai....apne haath ko blade se

kaat ke..DUS ke note ko khoon mei bhigo leta hai......

aur aaram se surang paar kar jaata hai...~~~

abb mylord.!!!

sawaal ye uthta hai....

aakhir chantu ne surang paar kar kaise lii.....


kya wo alladin ka bichda hua bhaiee tha...............
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ya fir...............nahi nahi..

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chalo mein bol deta hun....

. chantu ne surang isliye paar kalii

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. kyuki

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uske paas LAAL-TEN THAAA!!!
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 Old 17 Apr 07, 04:57 PM
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Banta : Why did you buy your wife a huge diamond ring for her Birthday..

I thought she wanted a car.?

Santa : She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?



Santa joined a new job.

1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I fixed it alright.



Doctor : You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die?

Santa : Yes. A good doctor.
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 Old 17 Apr 07, 04:59 PM
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Ravan: Mai bhiksha dedo

Lady: Ye Lo swami

Ravan: Is rekha ke ispaar aake do

(She crosses)

Ravan: HaHaHa mai Bhikshuk nahi hoon!! Ravan hoon!!

Lady: HaHaHa

Lady: mai bhi Seeta nahi hoon, kaamwaali baai hoon !!
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 Old 17 Apr 07, 05:08 PM
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Sardar declares: I will never marry in my life & I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .

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SARDAR talking on cell.

2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.

1ST: biwi se.....

2ND: itne... pyar se....?

1ST: tumhari hai. . .


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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away


sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.


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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.


1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.


2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto.


3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.


4.Threat:When I am on tour


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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.


Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml


now it's 1.5 ltr.


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On Jeeto's bday


Sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.


When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.


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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times


sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara


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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.


Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....


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Santa went to mysore palace.


Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair


Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up wen he comes.!!..
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 Old 17 Apr 07, 05:19 PM
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