Little Billu was at school yesterday morning and the teacher asked all the children what their father did for a living. All the typical answers came out - doctor, govt servant, engineer, businessman, teacher, salesman, armyman. Everyone answered except Billu, but when he was repeatedly gauded by the teacher and the rest of the class he finally blurted out, " My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll rent a cheap hotel and let a man sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took Billu aside to ask him if that was really true.
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"No", said Billu. "He plays cricket for India, but I was just too embarassed to say that."

