About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sardars had
to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sardar
community. So
the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of
the Sardar community. If the Sardar won, the Sardars could stay.
If the Pope won, the Sardars would leave. The Sardars realized that
they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged man named Santa Singh
to represent them. Santa Singh asked for one condition to be added to
the debate.
To make it more interesting, the debate was to be conducted using sign
language and neither side would be allowed to talk. The Pope agreed.
The day of the great debate came.
Santa Singh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute
before......
the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Santa Singh looked back at him and raised one finger.
The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.
Santa Singh pointed to the ground where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.
Santa Singh pulled out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The
Sardars can stay. "
An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what
had happened.
The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the
trinity.
He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there
was still one God common to both our religions.
Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around
us.
He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also
right here with us.
I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from
our sins.
He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer
for everything. What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Sardar community had crowded around Santa Singh.
"What happened?" they asked. "Well", said Santa Singh,
"First he said to me that the Sardars had three days to get out of
here.
I told him that not one of us was leaving.
Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Sardars.
I let him know that we were staying right here."
"And then?? asked the crowd.
I don't know," said Santa Singh, "He took out his lunch and I took out
mine".
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