Punjab ke Sher

An American goes to Punjab and gets in a Cab. The Sardar who is the cab driver says "Good Evening Sir" and the cab gets going.....
On the way they come across a traffic Light and the Sardar Sppeds up like HELL through the Red light!.
The American gets shocked and upset and shouts at the driver , "Whats the deal? Why did u just jump the Red light and at such great Speed?"
To this the Sardar Replies: "Hum Punjab ke Sher hain Hume Koi Nahin Rok Sakta!"
The American keeps quiet, and yet again the driver jumps another red light, and continues to do so for a while.
After sometime they come across a crossing with a green traffic light, the sardar now slows down and very carefully and cuatiously looks on either side and stops, to this the American gets really angry adn loses it. He shouts at the driver "Okay this is the limit! U run a red light down and you stop at a green! I am really gettin mad at u now!"
THe Sardar Replies: "Saab yeh Punjab Hai, Udhar se aur ek Punjab ka Sher aa raha hoga!!"

Hilarious!

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Yamaraj's Signature:

HC is Punjabi no
Does this apply to Punjab de sherni's also?

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Safin's Signature:

Have Fun, Take part in debates, Read jokes, Ogle at Celebs; Just follow the Rules!

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When i saw the title, i thought this thread would contain the pics of sunny paaji..

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Ninja's Signature:

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Agnel's Signature:

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds;
and the pessimist fears this is true

safin take a break you are gonna get fired

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medpal's Signature:

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Dogbert's Signature:

Well Safin, this joke is about Sardars and not about punjabis!!

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heathcliff's Signature:

Sardars are punjabis also

don't worry am in same boat as you

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Safin's Signature:

Have Fun, Take part in debates, Read jokes, Ogle at Celebs; Just follow the Rules!

“There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.”

The name tht we have given you, 'Sardaar', seems so apt now...

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