> reply to matrimonial

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A guy liked what he read about a girl in the Matrimonial Column, so he decided to forward a proposal ... read on its pretty hillarious ...

Response to a Matrimonial Ad
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I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru. Having
seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press
myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.

I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot
and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am
working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket
and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in
for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my
rapid balls that bounce a lot.

I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am
jolly. I am gay.

Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.
That is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
pumping like anything, daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you
can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.

I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for
you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.
What to do?

So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am
pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my
things into your hand.

If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the
gym.

If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you
and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your
feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very
badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.

Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours ...
you lover