> Results count...

A minister dies and goes to heaven. Before him is a loudmouth man with a loud shirt, chain pants, and a loud hat.

Saint Peter asked the guy what he did for a living. He said "I was the taxi cab driver of moo yawk city. St. Peter hands him a silk robe, and a golden staff.

The minister gets up to St. Peter. St. Peter asked the man what he did for a living. He stood up very straight, and spoke in a loud, clear voice "I am John C. Maxwell, bishop of St. Mary's Church. St. Peter hands him a cotton robe, and a regular staff.

"Why", asked the bishop. You let that taxi cab driver have a silk robe and golden staff but not me?

St. Peter said "up here we work by results." St. Peter said "While you preached, people slept, while he drove, people prayed."

rofl