 Risk of playing Golf
A lady took her husband to an ancient palace. In front of the palace there was a golf field. So she wanted to play golf there. But the
Husband told his wife- 'Honey, it will be very risky if the ball hits one of the window's glasses and we have to pay a hell off a money to fix this up.' But the wife was adamant and continued to play. Then suddenly the ball hits one of the window's glasses and broke into pieces.
The husband fired his wife for not listening to him-'I've repeatedly told you not to play here, now from where on earth we will get one of these glasses? Let's go and ask for apology to the caretaker.'
The wife said-'Sorry dear, I should have listened to you, now only thing we can do is ask for apology.'
So both of them climbed up to the floor that the glass was broken and knocked the door. Someone from inside called them in. They saw a very old man sitting inside the room. There was a broken bottle beside him.
The wife started-'Err... we are extremely sorry for what had just happened and we are going to pay what ever the coast is.'
The old man said-'No no, not at all. As a matter of fact you've done a great favor by taking me out of this bottle. I was there for more than 1000 years inside. Now tell me how can I serve you?'
The couple jumped out of joy as they have met a Genie and they can ask for anything they want.
So the husband said-'I want lots of, lots of money for my 10th generations.'
The Genie said-'Your wish is my command.'
The wife said-'I want one very big house with large compound in all the countries in the world.'
The Genie said-'Done, but as for me, I also have a small wish.'
Both of them said-'We are ready to serve you anything that we can do on this earth.'
The Genie said coolly-'It's been more than 1000 years Since I haven't slept with a woman, I just want to make love to your wife once.'
The husband shouted-'No, that I can't allow you.'
The wife started requesting her husband-'Look dear, we are getting all the money that is enough to go for our next 10 generations, and we are getting a very big house in all the countries in the world. So why worry? no one would ever know. you just wait downstairs till we finish, I'll right back.'
The husband reluctantly agreed and waited downstairs.
After ravishing her for almost two hours the Genie asked the woman-'How old are you?'
She said-'I'm 25.'
-'Well how 'bout your husband?'
-'Err.. he is 35 years old, why?'
The old man replied astonishingly-'Oh my god! He is 35 years old and he still believes in fairy tell? It's realty amazing............'  | 
15-05-08, 03:39 AM
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