Santa & Banta (they are back)

Once Santa borrowed Rs.352/- from Banta and gave him a note for the amount. The note became long past due.
One day Banta called on Santa and demanded: “When are you going to pay that note?”
“I don’t have any money now, but will pay just as soon as I can.”
“Don’t give me that,” retorted Banta. “If you don’t pay me here and now, I’m going to burn up your old note.”
“You better not! You better not!” shouted Santa. “You burn that note of mine and I’ll burn you up with a lawsuit.”
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Banta: “Have you ever realized any of your childhood hopes?”
Santa: “Yes; when mother used to comb my hair, I often wished I didn’t have any.”
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Santa was taking a stroll through the cemetery and reading the inscriptions on tombstones. He came to one which declared: “Not dead, but sleeping.”
After contemplating the phrase for a moment, scratching his head, he exclaimed: “he sure ain’t foolin’ nobody but himself.”
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Banta and Santa, at a fishing resort, rented a hotel boat and found great fishing at a certain spot in a nearby lake, so great that they decided to mark the place and come back for more fishing the next day.
At the Dock Banta said, “Santa did you mark the spot?”
“Yah,” replied Santa. “I put a chalk mark on this side of the boat.”
“Boy, are you dumb!” exclaimed Banta. “May be we won’t get the same boat.”
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Santa: “I suppose you think I’m a perfect idiot.”
Banta: “Oh, none of us is perfect.”

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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Q: What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
Q: What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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That date of birth thing is PWNAGE!!

oh my