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Santa Banta are back!!

This is a discussion on Santa Banta are back!! within the Jokers Club forums, part of the The Fun Zone category; Prince Charles & Santa were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Santa thinks "how poetic" Santa says, ...

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 Old 26 May 08, 10:27 PM
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yeah Santa Banta are back!!


Prince Charles & Santa were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Santa thinks "how poetic"
Santa says, "pass the custard you ba$tard".


Banta is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks..
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"



Santa on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Santa: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating



Banta for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON,
I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE
MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.



Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Santa: Sir I am Ph.D.
Interviewer : what do u mean by Ph.D?
Santa: (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

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 Old 27 May 08, 02:00 AM
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 Old 27 May 08, 10:11 AM
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if you replace Santa Banta with Safin Bafin it becomes more hilarious

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 Old 27 May 08, 12:31 PM
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