Sardar at railway station!

Sardar, one day is at the railway station.
He asks the railway master "When will Rajdhani Express go from here?"
Railway master :"12:30"
"When will Punjab Express go from here?" said Sardar.
Railway master: "1:30"
Sardar: "When will Deccan Queen go from here?"
Railway Master: "4:00"
Sardar goes on asking for all the trains.
Now the Railway master gets fed and ask that he wants to go to Punjab by traiin or not?
Sardar replies: No! I only want to cross the tracks!"

Old one

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